London is way more fucked up than we think

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Popbitch ( www.popbitch.com ) is a weekly gossip newsletter out of London.

   From this week's issue:

   Happy Slapping is so 2005. To be too
   cool for school these days you have to
   do the Seagull.

   In schools all over London, apparently,
   break-times are seeing boys running into the
   bogs to masturbate furiously, collect their
   jizz in the palms of their hands, then go out
   and find a younger kid.... then slap them in
   the face while shouting "SEAGULL!"

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Update: I didn't actually know what "happy slapping"
was either...until this article: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Happy_sl…
So I now firmly stand by my journal entry indicting London.

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...and that's my internet tidbit for the day, aren't you glad you stopped by?

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Zenhead's avatar
thats fucking disgusting.